“LET’s SLOW DOWN and GET THIS RIGHT!”

Yeah, I’m RIGHT there with “Waterloo” Senator Jim DeMint. I mean, where did moving forward ever get us but in unfamiliar territory, and then what, “Single Payer?!?” Conservatives are RIGHT about HEALTH CARE Reform killing off the old people, poof Alzheimer’s, all gone. Like my daddy told Truman, “Harry, what in God’s name is the hurry? As far as I can see, throughout the Halls of Congress, everyone is covered, at least their asses.” “To the right, ever to the right; Never to the left, forever to the right; May our creed be never to exceed; Regulated speed, no matter what the need.”
Now all of a sudden our HEALTH CARE system isn’t good enough. This is all the fault of FDR giving LBJ “Great Society” ideas. We’ve always been Great for the RIGHT people. Next thing they’ll be drudging up JFK and claiming that HEALTH CARE too, “is a moral issue as old as the scriptures and as solid as the Constitution.” The Declaration of Independence may offer “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, but the Constitution says nothing about HEALTH CARE for all Americans. Getting a Driver’s License is the RIGHT way to think about this: HEALTH CARE is a privilege (not a right) rewarded by locals, and we can trust them (a lot more than some foreigner from Hawaii) to get it RIGHT.

RIGHT now, healing HEALTH CARE is just way too reckless and painful an adjustment. Isn’t it enough we can’t use the N word in public anymore. I mean being Red is RIGHT as long as you stick to the code: “To the right, ever to the right; Never to the left, forever to the right; We have gold, a market that will hold; Tradition that is old, a reluctance to be bold.” Now being RIGHT may sound like FRIGHT, but those that’s got the Gold makes the rules, and what’s RIGHT can always scare up enough frantic support. Reagan was RIGHT: the economy can take care of itself. The best thing our Government can do is allow America’s major corporations to boost the American economy from the top down. Obviously Corporate leadership knows the RIGHT way to take care of the Middle Class and lower income citizens; RIGHT people don’t need government. They stimulate the old fashioned way, by investing their Golden Parachutes in as many yachts, mansions and high tech obsolete war munitions, as possible. Then the rest of us will see some money. Now, in your heart of hearts, you know that’s RIGHT, RIGHT?

“Change” is a foreign concept to the institutionalized, be they Bankers, Insurance & Pharmaceutical Boards, or even those who’ll do all the RIGHT things to maintain their Capital Hill employment security. Besides, when did Progressive thinking become a good thing for real Americans. What’s wrong with being RIGHT all of a sudden? I mean, where would we be now if it weren’t for such great Americans like war mongers Rumsfeld & Wolfawitz, or Defenders of Justice Gonzales & Addington, or Constitutional script doctors Yoo & Rove, or the out of sight, but not out of commission, shell game artist: Tom DeLay; not to mention my personal favorite for whom we’ll all end up bending over to support -- Super Dick: Cheney. Now that’s what’s RIGHT about America!

RIGHT now I’m certain Mitch McConnell, John Boehner and Bill Kristol already know what The C Street FAMILY has decided is RIGHT HEALTH CARE for the rest of us. “The FAMILY” is the proof of the Righteousness of the RIGHT. “Cancer on the Presidency” be damned. Doug Coe and Family are now RIGHT in the Congress: “Boil, Boil, Toil and Trouble.”
“Come ye cool, cold conservative men; The likes of which may never be seen again (don’t bet on it!); With our land, cash in hand; Self-command, future planned; And we'll hold to our gold; Tradition that is old; reluctant to be bold. “To the right, ever to the right; Never to the left, forever to the right; May our creed be never to exceed; Regulated speed, no matter what the need.”

Signed:
Not so Stupidly Yours, Cause we’re covered by The Family,

RIGHT Conservatives & Blue Dogs,


Submitted By:
Marcello Rollando, The Reasonable Voice,
A Reasonable Voice for a Rebirth of Freedom, Honesty and the Rule of Law = This is what it means to be a Progressive American!
www.TheReasonableVoice.com